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Bacon In A Blanket

Have you ever been to a party and been forced to eat something you didn’t like while you try to be polite and not let on that you disliked it?

That happened to me last year. I was at a Christmas party and they had something that looked really good, but unfortunately it was something I didn’t care for. I did my best to smile and not let my face show how I truly felt.

It’s the worst isn’t it?

I have to say, there is something that makes me a little envious about those people who can eat whatever they want without any backlash. I would love to just be able to order anything at a party and not have to worry about feeling bad afterward.

But I am stuck with food likes and dislikes, just like you. And for me, the worst is when I’m at a party and need to be polite and eat something I don’t like. Like bacon. I don’t really care for bacon (except for like an occasional BLT), but I know it’s a staple at many parties.

So, I came up with this little bacon-in-a-blanket recipe just for you. You can be the person who always has a pack of bacon-in-a-blanket in the freezer, just waiting to be brought out for a party. If you’re like me and don’t like bacon, you can be polite and eat some, and the rest goes home with you to be eaten later.


  • 1 package of bacon
  • 1 package of crescent rolls
  • 1 egg, beaten
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup water


  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
  2. Line a baking sheet with foil.
  3. Unroll crescent rolls and separate into 4 rectangles.
  4. Place a piece of bacon on each rectangle.
  5. Fold the rectangle in half, pinching the edges to seal.
  6. Place on baking sheet.
  7. Brush with beaten egg.
  8. Sprinkle with brown sugar.
  9. Bake for 15-20 minutes.